Boys Off To Prison

[jjgold]

Guys I got fukkin robbed today in Court. The case was for shoplifting last year for approx. $7500 in various items on 7 different occassions. It was bull **** and I got shafted in Court. I should of had attorney representing me instead of myself. The only thing I did do a few times was change the price tag on cartoons of veal from like $240 to $140 and also stuffed some sportseye's into the daily news so I did not have to pay for it. I guess they had me on camera but I did not steal anything else. The store claimed I was a constant offender. Hey maybe a few times I lifted a couple of sandwiches from the food concession but that as it . I knew some people to keep the case away from court for a year and i figured I would get probation. I got 6 months in a prison in upstate NY and heading tomorrow morning, I should be out in 4 months or so. The one guy testified that I smuggled out of the store a microwave but he lied. Yes I was on film with the stove but I payed for it. Get this another guy gets up and said I stole over 50 cartons of cigarrettes!!!!! Bull ****!!! They played the tape and it was not my fault the clerk did not look under 4 cases of charcoal and the charge of theft was adult magazines and tapes and the woman clerk said I smugles them in my pants but I looked at the tape and all I was doing was tucking my shirt in. I got fukked so off to prison for a while, I do not think I can post from there but I will see if I could but doubt it.. This will be my only and last post until i would say after my release. I wish everyone good luck and health.

Thanks Kenny for letting me back here and good luck wagering and Happy Holidays to you.

Posters good luck and Happy Holidays

 

[THE SHRINK]

Good Luck JJ in all your endeavors...

If you ever want to chat again, shoot me an email...

aw222@aol.com

THE SHRINK

 

[Journeyman]

JJ , are you saying you were in court today, and you will be leaving us shortly? Or will you be posting from prison?

Veal!?

 

[RobFunk]

I would get out of the cig smuggling biz and get more into something like illegal animal smuggling or illegal aliens.

when it comes to organized crime you need to stay focused and be with the right people. dont get greedy and get out at the right time.

im really dissapointed an rxer would fall victim to some flimsy ciggarette job.

 

[-Slim-]

Dear JJ....

Hope you got a nice partner to share your cell with. If you ever need anything, just holler, Im sure one of us here can help you out. I do have a question though my friend. Perhaps it can be attributed to the fact that english is not my native tongue but, I would like to know what a cartoon of veal is?

About posting, dont worry, Im sure the correctional facility has an internet cafe somwhere...

 

[D2bets]

Get an attorney to file an appeal for inadequate counsel. :WTF:

 

[Glaken]

Send Ken your prison address and maybe we can scrape together a few commissary dollars for you. Hope you get the bottom bunk....G

 

[Dante]

good luck JJ.....Please remember if you drop the soap in the jail shower do NOT bend over to pick it up...


get some soap on a rope before you report to the slammer

good luck

 

[Dante]

JJ , are you saying you were in court today, and you will be leaving us shortly? Or will you be posting from prison?

Veal!?

can you post from prison??????

 

[RobFunk]

JJ if you can get with one of those groups that sells powdered lions tooth and offers a package deal with good opium you will be rich as hell.

the asians go crazy for this. opium is a staple of the chinese and only the super privlaged have access to powdered lions tooth which they believe brings them good luck.

if you can get in and start selling that to a widely untapped asian market you can bet more big chalk losers than you ever dreamed of. its real kid.

dont sweat the court you guys. JJ is slick as they come he'll be back on the streets fast. just help him where to go so his OG endevours are more succesful.

 

[Journeyman]

JJ will you be able to listen to the Bay City Rollers in prison?

Good luck coach see you soon.

 

[Fishhead]

JJ awaiting his desktop PC

 

[G.MONEY]

Jj,

Have A Great Thanksgiving, X-mas And New Year.....i Bet When You Come Out You Will Be Slimed Down And Ready To Roll...and The Good Thing Is The Sharks Really Do Not Want To Go To The Pen, And Collect.

I Look Forward To Your Stories After You Are Released.........g.

 

[-Slim-]

g money, who said anything about being released?

 

[trytrytry]

JJ dont give up



Ive seen some movies where guys dig a hole, dig a tunnel a little each day and then escape, change your name to KK Silver and change your hair and you will be OK. I know a few rXers could find you a place to bunk. Get a poster of Tom Brady and put it on your prison wall to hide the tunnel.

 

[UberTout]

Well jj, that's sad news indeed. How will this affect your career as a highly-paid and respected CPA, the job you started just yesterday? I'm sure that they'll send your paychecks home and keep the job open for you.

Don't worry- in the joint, your fellatio skills will stand you in good stead so you should be able to make friends quickly.

UT

 

[rugby]

look for the guy with tatooed on his back. that'll be your ***** !!!

GL Maan

 

[joel2002]

Guys I got fukkin robbed today in Court. The case was for shoplifting last year for approx. $7500 in various items on 7 different occassions. It was bull **** and I got shafted in Court. I should of had attorney representing me instead of myself. The only thing I did do a few times was change the price tag on cartoons of veal from like $240 to $140 and also stuffed some sportseye's into the daily news so I did not have to pay for it. I guess they had me on camera but I did not steal anything else. The store claimed I was a constant offender. Hey maybe a few times I lifted a couple of sandwiches from the food concession but that as it . I knew some people to keep the case away from court for a year and i figured I would get probation. I got 6 months in a prison in upstate NY and heading tomorrow morning, I should be out in 4 months or so. The one guy testified that I smuggled out of the store a microwave but he lied. Yes I was on film with the stove but I payed for it. Get this another guy gets up and said I stole over 50 cartons of cigarrettes!!!!! Bull ****!!! They played the tape and it was not my fault the clerk did not look under 4 cases of charcoal and the charge of theft was adult magazines and tapes and the woman clerk said I smugles them in my pants but I looked at the tape and all I was doing was tucking my shirt in. I got fukked so off to prison for a while, I do not think I can post from there but I will see if I could but doubt it.. This will be my only and last post until i would say after my release. I wish everyone good luck and health.

Thanks Kenny for letting me back here and good luck wagering and Happy Holidays to you.

Posters good luck and Happy Holidays

what a imagination,total B.S.,,but amusing Coach

 

[PimpinAintEasyBros]

where you going upstate? On a shoplifting beef? I'm surprised you're not in County or even Rikers. Do you live upstate?

 

[THE SHRINK]

what a imagination,total B.S.,,but amusing Coach

Joel,

What ONE part don't you BELIEVE???? :smoker2: :drink: